You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You've changed since you got that strap on
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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