i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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