i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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