Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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