I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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