eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
