Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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