I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
