4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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