Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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