He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My cat gives me a boner
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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