i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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