Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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