I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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