Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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