So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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