therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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