there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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