She said her name was "party"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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