Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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