People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Randomize
