i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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