So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
