How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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