I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
