U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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