But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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