Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got inside last night via doggy door
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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