I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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