How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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