Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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