you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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