I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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