for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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