used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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