How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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