Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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