I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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