Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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