Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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