How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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