dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
