we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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