I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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