yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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