My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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