Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
