all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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