sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
