lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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