During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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