white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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