Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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