as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
time to smoke my breakfast
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Enjoy the penises
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
