My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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